My kid is allergic to nuts, so I demand you give carrot sticks to everyone on Halloween

Now I want a fucking jelly baby

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Why you gotta be so pointy?

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Does Clove gum taste anything like Teaberry gum?

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Way to stay on fleek.

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Yes, except the teaberry is replaced with Clove.

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It’s ā€œfleeqā€ now.

We gotta keep up with the kids on this one.

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I can’t even. I had to look it up. I am old and unglamorous.

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Phleeq, if you read 2600.

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I used to get that mag. I miss it.

(I know it’s still in print but it’s not the same!)

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I like joking about Necco, but they really are an institution and I admire their longevity.

I didn’t know they made Mary Janes . . . another candy that only surfaces at Halloween.

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I see divisive discussions like this around on the internet but… my daughters are coeliac, kind of nasty and fairly immediate effects plus nastier and longer ones, and I mention it before parties, just to warn not to make a big deal of offering stuff because I will be bringing it anyway and I’m blown away by how most people and places want to make sure my children are safe and have food that doesn’t make them sick and are looked after. People bend over backwards all the time for my children. It’s incredible.

In general people are great.

When we go around tomorrow evening they won’t really be able to eat most of what is given to them, but that’s fine, because they will get too much to be healthy anyway. We will have our own stuff for the party and find some other use for the sweets we can’t use.

So maybe we are hijacking sweets at the door that we can’t use but I beg the indulgence of our neighbours on that as I think it’s better than telling them what they can do.

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O pointy birds, o pointy pointy,
Anoint my head, anointy-nointy.

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I anoint thee ā€œbaneelā€ short for banana peel.

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Ooh! What’s mine!?

I will answer you over here.

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I don’t buy the candy that I know the kids will like. I buy the candy that I know I will like, because I’m the one that’s gonna be eating the leftovers. And I ain’t allergic to nuts, goddamn it.

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Aaah! I’m not just imagining it? Thank you!

And this is why it’s worth reading the comments on Boing Boing.

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As a peanut allergy sufferer, I can attest that regular M&M’s did use to have peanuts listed in their ingredients list (the real one, not the ā€œmay containā€ addendum). If I recall correctly, this would have been the late '80s. Don’t know if it was in the shell or not, but it was there somewhere. After eating a few in my youth, I (luckily) sensed that I should probably check the ingredients before having any more.

Also, even though I’ve never been as supremely allergic to peanuts as some people, I don’t think a properly wrapped peanut treat would contaminate any other treats. If it’s a sealed bag, like most candy bars come in, and there are no holes, I extremely doubt that even the most sensitive would be genuinely threatened.

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Either of you two tried smoking and then drying habs? (Like making a chipotle, but different.)

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I’m gonna when they are cheap again. I’ll be grinding them OUTSIDE not in the kitchen with no eye and mouth protection.

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