Mysterious banana being tosses banana into business


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#3

Only a good guy throwing bananas can stop a bad guy throwing bananas.


#4

The description of the banana hurler is a bit vague. Did nobody just look at it?


#5

When the government takes our bananas, only criminals will have bananas.

Which leaves me with mangoes!!!


#6

Wait. How did the police get involved?

It seams to me like a pretty harmless joke. Who calls the police because someone tossed a banana towards them?


#7

This is why we should pass stricter regulations on bananas. Think of the children.


#8

Look, Corey’s banana delivery service doesn’t validate addresses, OK? You call up, you tell them where you want the banana, give them your credit card information, they deliver the banana.


#9

“yelled “Banana!,” and tossed in a banana. Then he took off.”

Crime of the century!


#10

That’s bananas!

(Someone had to say it.)


#11

FTFY!  


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#13

My first thought too. It’s like because… TERRORISTS!!!


#14

Goddmanit @awjt!


#15

How is Doctorow not in jail already?


#16

Time for a public safety service announcement:


#17

I was trying to stay off this infernal thread. These are my kinsfolk being bandied about.


#18

Were you born being just looked at, or did you convert?


#19

I’ve been yellow on the outside and white under my peel for as long as I can remember.


#20

Haters gonna hate.