Mysterious banana being tosses banana into business

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Only a good guy throwing bananas can stop a bad guy throwing bananas.

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The description of the banana hurler is a bit vague. Did nobody just look at it?

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When the government takes our bananas, only criminals will have bananas.

Which leaves me with mangoes!!!

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Wait. How did the police get involved?

It seams to me like a pretty harmless joke. Who calls the police because someone tossed a banana towards them?

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This is why we should pass stricter regulations on bananas. Think of the children.

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Look, Corey’s banana delivery service doesn’t validate addresses, OK? You call up, you tell them where you want the banana, give them your credit card information, they deliver the banana.

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“yelled “Banana!,” and tossed in a banana. Then he took off.”

Crime of the century!

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That’s bananas!

(Someone had to say it.)

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FTFY!  

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My first thought too. It’s like because… TERRORISTS!!!

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Goddmanit @awjt!

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How is Doctorow not in jail already?

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Time for a public safety service announcement:

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I was trying to stay off this infernal thread. These are my kinsfolk being bandied about.

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Were you born being just looked at, or did you convert?

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I’ve been yellow on the outside and white under my peel for as long as I can remember.

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Haters gonna hate.

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