Mysterious group carrying suitcases spotted at UK reservoir

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/06/29/mysterious-group-carrying-suit.html

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It was a feral pack of businessmen!

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Where are the photos?

There is no way multiple people saw this and none of them took a photo before calling police.

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If there’s some type of Rapture thing going on, fine. But if I’m supposed to be packing for it, I feel that’s information that somebody should have told me beforehand. I imagine I’ll need sunglasses and sun screen.

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This is the most Midsomer Murders plot ever. QUEUE UP THE THEREMIN THEME SONG!

Also check out the MM plot generator bot on twitter: https://twitter.com/midsomerplots

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wasn’t the poisoning of a drinking reservoir by dudes in business suits working for the Gov’t (who then blamed extremists) the opening plot of V for Vendetta?

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Men with briefcases:

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A reliable source has led me to believe you’ll be fine so long as you have a towel.

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They were dumping the bodies of all those clowns.

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Worst flashmob… ever.

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Something important is about to happen

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Men carrying cases made from dead animals.
Girl carrying live animal.

I see! :blush:

maybe they were there to see if a watery tart would throw a sword at one of them to be the new emperor.

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How deep is the reservoir? Perhaps they were handcuffed to the heavy suitcases.

Another ITV serial, with a more precise title.

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Perhaps we’ve found SCP-354?

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Explained by Scarfolk Council in this poster

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+1 for Cocoon reference!