“I’m a Pecker, he’s a Pecker, she’s a Pecker, we’re all Peckers. Wouldn’t you like to be a Pecker too? Be a Pecker, flip like David Pecker.”
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“Bought the story so no one else could have it, and then buried it” is a Downton Abbey side-plot, for god’s sake. What’s next, Tiffany Barron elopes with the chauffeur?
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What’s the world coming to when the preznit can’t trust his own Pecker?
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Considering how self-serving his Pecker has been over the years, it’s surprising it took this long for it to fail him.
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They’re all sweet. 
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I’m getting worried about a world corn shortage if this shite goes on much longer.
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Shouldn’t that be two straws?
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“Sasquatch those pounds” lol what will they think of next!
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Good point. As he has shown, he’s a sharing Pecker.
ETA and the perv in me is so pleased this was the 69th comment… I’m a horrible person, but at least I had the sense to avoid a career in politics.
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Joined at the dick? Chang and Eng had it easy by comparison.
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oh god … can’t …breathe
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Um… that’s called ‘docking,’ and I hear it’s some people’s fetish…
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Whatever floats their dickboat
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I’m not surprised. Everything is someone’s fetish. Ain’t the world a grand and varied place?
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Sometimes…
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Sadly true.
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Beschizza??
https://bbs.boingboing.net/t/i-found-a-locked-safe-hidden-at-the-back-of-a-closet-in-my-new-house/
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This is … EXQUISITE! Did you make it? If not, do you know who did?
Real as it gets. Today’s cover.
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