New Jersey police officers probe man's anus in desperate search for marijuana

Gives a whole new meaning to the Jersey question, “What exit?”

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Just remember Rep. Joe Kennedy (D) approves of this sort of shit. He is bummed about the marijuana legalization movement because it might inconvenience cops because then they wouldn’t be able to say, “I smell weed,” and then do w/e the fuck they want. Fuck that guy.

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Three enemas and a colonoscopy will get 1.6 million during lawsuit.

This shit seems to happen all the time, and everywhere in the US of A.

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I think they issued a correction: Jimmy Huffa.

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Prostrape.

Isn’t there a constitutional right against unreasonable search and seizure in the US? Aside from the common sense and simple decency limitations? Isn’t that forbidden by the 4th amendment? But what do I know, I’m just a Canuck. America, your fascistic, puritanical, and prohibitionist policy towards drugs and the aggressive thugs who enforce it are out of control. Who trains these idiots? Why do you put up with it? How in the holy hell do these guys think they have the right to do this?

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Yes, the Freedom News article was very Onion-esque. Looking further into the site I understand the context of the article better. The UK has a spycop program which has apparently fallen into disarray (to put it mildly.) Planting the idea that perhaps the anarchists have infiltrated the police creates further uncertainty in a Mad Magazine, Spy vs. Spy burlesque type situation, which in this case is tragic and quite unfunny.

I smell marijuana, I can’t find it, so it must be in his ass.

What part of this sounds reasonable?

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Funny, I once watched a video like this that was kind of hot even though it’s totally not the type of video I’d normally click on, but it’s scary in real life.

I mean, a friend clicked on it. A FRIEND!

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Were the costume uniforms in the video your ‘friend’ clicked on less polyester-y and cheap-looking than these?

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Don’t forget the jazzy soundtrack

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Wow, this is some good shit!
You found the weed?
What weed?

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