Nobody knew who was taking a daily dump on a high school football field until cameras caught him in the act

I get that runners can have poop issues. Probably has to do with all the movement loosening things up. After all, if you have constipation, one of the best things to do is go for a brisk walk (but in circles around your home or where you know there are restrooms… b/c yeah, it can get things moving fast).

But this guy did it EVERY DAY. He knew he would have to poop. He didn’t bother going somewhere there was a readily accessible bathroom- I assume the school was locked. He didn’t bother even attempting to keep things clean. I mean, he knew! All he had to do was bring a trash bag and some diaper wipes. Poop time! Open trash bag and arrange on the ground, poop into trash bag, wipe with diaper wipes, put diaper wipes in trash bag, tie up bag like a doggy do bag. Toss. I’m not a backpacker or day hiker, but I understand this is what they carry for poop emergencies on the trail.
Sheesh. It’s like the asshole was marking his territory.

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It wasn’t clear if it was every day or not from the BB post. I finally RTFA and yeah, it was daily. So no, no excuse for that.

I am guessing this is a fetish (sexual or otherwise) of the freedom of pooping out doors like a cave man. Sorta like a nudist who has no concern for sanitation.

He could just move to some parts of India where everyone does it.

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Fair enough, I guess. I don’t think all school superintendents are probably bad at their job. I think that most of them probably work hard and try to do the best they can in a tough situation. The few “bad apples” tend to get trotted out as a failure of the public sector, but if that were the case, how come we haven’t all enmass risen up against corporations, when there are so many prominent examples of “bad apple” CEOs.

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Shades of the National Lampoon’s High School Yearbook Mad Crapper.

http://www.gonzotoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/National_Lampoon_1964_High_School_Yearbook_Parody_1979.pdf

And then there is this guy:

“He has a couple of favorite holes,” Tennfjord told the Rogaland Avis newspaper. “And we know it is a man because the poos are too massive to be from a woman.”

Floisvik said the pooper’s motives are unknown.

“Our idea is that it could be someone who, for unknown reasons, hates the game of golf.”

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It turned out to be the school district’s Superintendent Thomas Tramaglini.

Important correction/clarification here - he’s the superintendent of an entirely different school district, not Holmdel’s.

I have family living there. It’s embarrassing enough without giving people the impression that their town hired the guy…

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It sounds like he’s not one to foul his own nest.

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I feel like superintendents and boards are overpaid though, especially considering how embarrassingly badly teachers are paid.

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Paaalease! That ABBA reunion is not a matter for shitty jokes.

Now, can we get the lyrics?

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That is entirely true, but it’s also true across the board, with people in leadership positions being paid many times more what the work force that makes up their company/organization is paid. It’s a capitalism problem more than it’s a public sector problem.

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…or work on construction sites!

Oh, those silly men. There’s a little girl in my neighborhood who could clog toilets like a truck driver when she was only three. The only thing that’s changed is that now she’s old enough to use the plunger by herself.

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Truck drivers eat allot of bran? Who knew? :grin:

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Not that I would know…but a high-fiber meal is all wrong for clogging a toilet. The turd is barely worth calling a turd and falls apart the instant it starts absorbing the toilet water. Now, a cheeseburger turd is a TURD! You could clog a toilet in an international airport with one of those!

Not that I would know…

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What I want to know is, was he just taking a dump or did he have some kind of methodology to it: Some kind of game in his head with rules and points?

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You mean like the convergence of ‘here’s that goal post’ timeline with the ‘here’s the poop’ timeline? Making a ‘clean get away’ poop?

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Matt Damon had survival in mind. Who knows what this dude had going on? Personal goals? Making the field his? Territorial display? He did just replace someone. IDK, crazy it is.

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would coffee be considered a performance enhancing drug?

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…pictures at 11…our next story…

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I went to two high schools, both of which had a phantom shitter.

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is that a confession?