I’ll find you a link…
Groan. I was going to ask if he’d had a picnic lunch there recently, the joke being, “Don’t shit where you eat”, but I just can no longer give a crap.
I don’t think of myself as a particularly fussy person, but I just shit before I leave the house, even though the park has Porta-Potties.
Now, I have peed in a lot bushes, but only as a last resort, and I keep a roll of toilet paper in my car…
Well, if you’re gonna make like a dog and shit on the grass, might as well go whole hog. I mean, dog.
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You know, I was thinking the same thing. What if the school superintendent just got caught short and needed to take a quick dump? Couldn’t it happen to any of us? I know I have yet to need to take an emergency public dump, but I have a friend who had been forced to crap on a beach in Sharm el Sheikh in 1988. The next day when we were walking past the location, they had constructed a kids playground on the spot.
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If he had his pants down on school grounds, why isn’t he going on the sex offender list?
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When I was working in Austin, TX in 2006, we had a guy on our floor (in my very own workbay, no less) who was urinating down in the first floor corners of the stairwells. It went on for weeks, until they installed cameras to catch him in the act.
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I knew some guys in college who would consider this guy a hero.
Don’t ask.
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With apologies, t’was alimentary, dear Watson.
As for not shitting where you eat:
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Leaving little pillars of his community as he goes.
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Shitty ones
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Now that’s something for your resume!
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My favorite part of this story so far:
[Israeli paleopathologist Joe] Zias noted that the heavy daily digging by the Essenes left its mark on the desert in a way that is still noticeable more than 2000 years later.
“I went there and the entire area looked like somebody had plowed it, the earth was so nice and soft, while the rest of the desert was very hard,” he said. “In fact, I broke my pick collecting control samples from the other areas.”
For those of you wondering why the Essenes were so furiously digging all the time, well…read the article.
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I see what you did there, but I don’t want to.
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This is not surprising at all here in Jersey. The county political machines treat these very well paid admin jobs as patronage, they basically run like a mob family, where once you’re a “made man”, you’re taken care of. A Jersey City Councilman drunkenly pissed on a crowd from a balcony at a Dead cover band show, and had to resign in shame. Within 2 years he was appointed Asst Principal at a County HS! Another County teacher had a 2nd FULL TIME JOB as a supervisor at the Parking Authority. So this moron making $150k and shitting on a field? Par for the course.
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I misread that.
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Are you implying he golfs?
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It’s all an artful scam. It starts with pooping on the football field, and ends with the real estate value of the school’s property plummeting to the point where the Superintendent and his friends can buy the property and replace it with a grand casino and nightclub! It all comes down to whether Bobby and the gang can win the Tri-County Battle of the Bands, but what will they do when they find that someone has pooped on all their instruments!? Tune in next week, or something.
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There are no other claimants to the deed? I was expecting a few Anti-Poops.
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He’s the Sooper Pooper.
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