Uneasy Rider indeed
NRA videos are always WTF-fascinating, but that was a good one. Iâm kind of wondering what the point of it was, though. Obviously itâs not aimed at Iran, itâs aimed at the NRA base. But besides telling the base, âHey, youâre the real Americans, not those blacks or people wth education. We donât need to use diplomacy to deal with foreign countries - weâll just shoot the nukes out of the sky with our pistols! Yeeeehaw!â Iâm not sure what they were trying to accomplish.
Previously.
Previouslier.
Wow, yeah. Everything about it, from the rodeo clown outfit to the oddly noir cutaways to⌠well, thatâs about it, actually.
Itâs kind of hard to see Charlie Daniels as a has-been because he never was all that much to start with⌠Pitiful little people gotta do pitiful little stunts I guess.
NRA threatens Iran with âswamp folksâ and âgatorâ wrestlers in dis track
You may have met our fancy president but come up against us and weâll show you who the more competent violinist is.
All you haters should shut up, because I know Iran was right on the verge of invading the USA and instituting an Islamic theocracy when the Ayatollahs saw this video and immediately cancelled their plans.
(In related news: Man Avoids Messing With Texas.)
Wait, um⌠is CD taking SPRC checks now. This is satire, right? AmâIâRite?
The contempt these so-called patriots have for Americaâs greatest cities is palpable. As far as I can tell the only reason they were upset by the 9/11 attacks is that they think wishing ill towards New York City is their job.
Really the headline should be NRA threatens Iran the rest of America with âswamp folksâ and âgatorâ wrestlers
Theyâre a cominâ for us, armed with guns 'n gators!
Dear NRA guys,
Who is stopping you? Go. Buy a ticket to Turkey or Iraq and join the fucking fight. Maybe youâll get to use your toy for once and not have to worry about one of use libs messing with you over it.
I mean itâs not like NRA members are a bunch of loud talking sissies, right? You guys donât have those guns because youâre primarily elderly cowards, you have them because guns allow you to secure freedom! So go and do so or shut the fuck up.
Well then who will be left to defend Americaâs swamps when all those Ayatollahs of Iran come callinâ?
I love this. Yet another piece of NRA reference material for the next time they decide to lie about the effectiveness of Australiaâs gun control laws.
Honestly, how does the NRA expect to be taken seriously outside the US political scene if they continue to act like this.
To be honest, if I was thinking of invading the US, and I saw this, the first thing to go through my mind would be âwhy botherâ.
Radical Islamic Terrorists: âLooks like theyâve got the âviolent religious ideologueâ market cornered already. Oh well, on to Canada!â
