Nutella riots spread in France

Let me get my earplugs in.

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They could always just use Biscoff spread

https://youtu.be/_BZsIY6PUPU

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With “The Nutella Riots” as their first album.

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I thought beating the shit out of each other in the name of consumerism was an American thing.

In fact I bet if you mention that such boorish behavior is so American they’ll knock it off. They’re so sensitive to cultural pollution.

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https://youtu.be/z6tFkq2WtTI?t=86

Pssst France is pissed dude.

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I wonder if FOX has found a way to blame it on immigrants yet?

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In Europe they are typically glass jars.

It’s a viscous liquid at room temperature, but solidifies in the refrigerator.

I used to eat half a jar at once due to stressful job, but once you know the sugar content, it’s kinda gross…

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A little liquid nitrogen and they could reenact the Han Solo in Carbonite scene.

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I’m starting to believe chocolate addiction is real, and these people were suffering from withdrawal. Heaven help us when Cadbury egg season begins!

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Previously:

But I was actually looking for this:

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They don’t call it Nutella for nothing!

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Depends on its temperature.
Think gearbox oil.

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But it was 70% off, man - seventy percent!

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Your word for the day is thixotropic.

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“We did not say that we are better than the American. We said that we are French!”

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Thicc Thixx

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OH shit - never mind. All bets are off!

For the Nutella!

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The French are getting oil emulsional about this sugary treat. I see the Euros have been at it for quite some time:

ETA: spreading the blame thickly

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http://www.joanne-harris.co.uk/books/chocolat/

Mon dieu! I realize this (below) is fiction, but clearly this Nutella drama begs to be a sequel…

When he realizes that Vianne intends to open a chocolate shop in
place of the old bakery, thereby tempting the churchgoers to
over-indulgence, Reynaud’s disapproval increases.
As it becomes clear that the villagers of Lansquenet are falling
under the spell of Vianne’s easy ways and unorthodox opinions, to the
detriment of his own authority, he is quick to see her as a danger.
Under Vianne’s influence an old woman embraces a new life, a battered
wife finds the courage to leave her husband, children rebel against
authority, outcasts and strays are welcomed… and Reynaud’s tight and
carefully ordered community is in danger of breaking apart. As Easter
approaches, both parties throw themselves whole-heartedly into the
preparations; Vianne for the chocolate festival she plans to hold on
Easter Sunday, Reynaud into a desperate attempt to win back his straying
flock. Both factions have a great deal at stake; the village is
bitterly divided; and as the big day looms closer their struggle becomes much more than a conflict between church and chocolate – it becomes an exorcism of the past, a declaration of independence, a showdown between dogma and understanding, pleasure and self-denial.

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