Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2017/03/24/humiliated-trump-doesnt-blam.html
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Well thank God for that. No time for gloating - they have 100 more kinds of loathsome prepared for us.
Let The Great Unravelling™ continue apace.
Great!!
No rest for the weary. We still have plenty of work to do.
This almost qualifies as Scootin Fruity Friday.
Maybe we’ll still get there.
“We aren’t mad, just disappointed.” continued the President, flanked by a picture of his wife, “Still, you’re grounded until you can explain to us how you managed to not ruin the lives of all those poor people.”
Spicer wouldn’t concede that the bill might fail, but did admit that “at the end of the day, you can’t force somebody to do something.”
He sadly added, “At the end of the day, this isn’t a dictatorship.”
And now onto getting rid of those pesky taxes on the rich…
I love how they always pull this shit on Fridays just as NYSE closes.
He’ll blame the little people
“Trump, however, made clear that he isn’t blaming House Speaker Paul Ryan for its failure.”
Lemme guess. . . he blames Obama? Or maybe the “fake media”?
He’s Trump, so naturally he’s gotta blame somebody.
The joke here in Germany goes like if Angela Merkel publicly expresses her full confidence in someone, he[1] is doomed[2].
[1] At least my immediate association is that ours always a man, but then, politics is still quite a sausage fest. Could be she used the phrase for some ladies as well.
[2] That is, will be looking for a new job soon. Which could, in fact, even mean less stress and a pay rise, I assume - but I don’t have data. Sad!
I, for one, would like to hear Ms.Merkel express her “vollstes Vertrauen” in President pmru⊥.
Yet, he thought…
Bwahaha!
I’m well that this is nowhere near the end, but I’m just gonna take a minute to enjoy this moment.
But then he goes to sleep and has forgotten it again by the morning.
Well, of course, it’s a bunch of men. We can’t leave important things like birth up to women now, can we! I mean, they’re so emotional and irrational! /s
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Good stuff.
Really, just great.
I bet Trump is now wondering when he can adjourn to the boardroom to fire someone…