Odd Stuff (Part 3)

Yeah, I usually put out ant poison when they invade the kitchen, but… 20 QUADRILLION

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tng-worf-prune-juice

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Very cool, but not “let’s get out of the car and investigate closer” cool.

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I think they didn’t get closer because the lava is the very opposite of cool. Cool?

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did they try giving the scorpions a poo driver cocktail? not prize worthy unless they did!

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Constipated is an understatement. They have no ass left.

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yikes! made me go back and RTFA. that is some igNobel reseach, alright.

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If a desperation play like “drop the tail and run” works, they’re on borrowed time. At least they can have some scorpion nookie before they go. “Hey baby, I’m going to die soon. How about it?”

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FdDYsknX0AER4Ny

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All of these Spotify playlists contain songs that are at the right beat for doing CPR.

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There’s likely a youtube playlist but it makes you sit through two minutes of unskippable political ads first

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The LED lamp in my room right now allows me to adjust between several different color temperatures. Surely this isn’t an insurmountable problem?

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