Is this a reverse Rickroll?
In preparation for potential pandemonium after Sunday’s game, the city has planned road closures and temporary parking restrictions. Police will also be greasing poles throughout Philadelphia to deter celebratory climbs.
But that trick never works!
I thought Poles greased themselves voluntarily.
Every summer as a kid, I got shipped off to western PA to stay with aunts and uncles. Every summer there would be a township fair where they had a greased pole climbing contest for kids. I could only climb about 6 inches off the ground, but some kid would make it to the top of the pole and snatch the $20. Never realized they were training us for Philadelphia football games.
One of these days these seeds are gonna walk all over you.
What’s “odd” to me is they basically got fired for it. Why?
Morality clauses, HR policies about revealing relationships with co-workers, and/or too much negative public opinion about cheating on spouses. 
If you’re going to date at work- make it “Bob from accounting” - in another unit and a different building.
Neat! This is only a handful of minutes away from my parent’s house.
obligatory…
