Jane Goodall has one major advantage over Fossey: she’s still alive!
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Certainly, a new underwear ad with Fossey in it would have a somewhat different tone.
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More, “undertakerwear?”
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Thanks for the sure to be nightmare.
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wait…so now abortions are exorcisms!?
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I’m pretty sure if I had gotten an MRI of my daughter while in utero, and it looked like that, it would be up on the wall poster sized…
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BOFH: You’ll have to really trust me on this team-building exercise
Team building, Joseph Stalin, argumentative escorts.
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6 drinks total or 6 drinks per hour? Asking for a friend.
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“If we’re really being honest, never having a girlfriend, never having sex with a woman really makes you more heterosexual, because honestly, dating women is gay, having sex with women is gay. And having sex with men is gay. Really it’s all gay.”
“The only really straight heterosexual position is to be an asexual incel,” he said, not using the term “asexual” correctly (asexual people aren’t attracted to any gender, whether or not they’re celibate). “That’s it. That’s all there is. Being a MGTOW [men going their own way, another word for the misogynist online subculture] incel is really the straightest position that you can have.”
“Having sex in itself is gay, I think. I think that it’s really a gay act,” he said. “I think, really, I’m like the straightest guy.”
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Satire, right? Please, for the [gay or straight, I don’t care] love of all that’s holy, this is satire?
[reads article]
Oh. My. God.
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Um . . . wait. So, Ms. Paltrow used Goop to do some social good? Alright, time for me to go back to bed.
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