Sure, but if this electric simulation implement works, why use some sort of potentially dodgy substitute? 
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No, no, one large, curtainless window directly above my head as I lie in my bed is perfect.
Whatâs that? Youâve raised the building up at the window end so itâs pointed more directly at the sun? Shut up and take my money!!!
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Speaking as a night owl, I recognize the signs of a morning lark!
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Grumpy Wol missed the implied /s tag⌠
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âWhat time is it when you see mammoths in your wine cellar?â
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30,000 years ago during renovations.
âTake your time lads, overtimeâs covered on this one.â
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Let the orca take care of it.
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(and a moron)
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Woe betide those who lack verve for peacocking!
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I remember those from when I was a little girl, like early 70s. I really wanted us to have one, but mom said they were too expensive. Until the 80s we only had the big ones that Michigan Bell supplied for free.* Even after mom started buying cheapass phones in stores, we had dial ones long after places began requiring touch tone phones to access menus.
*Like the way Detroit Edison used to give the people high quality lightbulbs of many types!
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Or how Standard Oil gave away lamps. Guess what they ran onâŚ
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Okay, this is one advantage of phones getting larger. More drag when dropping one while parachuting, increasing its chances of a soft enough landing.
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hellsite-hall-of-fame
bestnatesmithever
What if it bites me and it dies?
finalellipsis
that means youâre poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.
squad16
What if it bites itself and I die?
ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous
Itâs voodoo.
the-ordinary-nerd
What if it bites me and someone else dies?
thepreciousthing
Thatâs correlation, not causation.
gryffinpoor
what if we bite each other and neither of us die
dudemanbropants
thatâs kinky
pizzadut
oh my god
bingle-official
this fucking post is 10 YEARS OLD WTF
taketwo1983
What
tumblr may be a hellsite, but it often gives me hope for humanity. The above is an example of the latter.
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I donât know where you got this but it is obviously a satire on car brain.
Also: you can only park a saloon under that, not a modern wankpanzer so itâs a terrible design. Should be 10° higher to fit a proper wankpanzer bay.
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But screw your verve to the peacock place, and weâll not fail!
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âmodern wankpanzerâ
OMG! thatâs the funniest thing iâve read in a while! that describes the monstrosities perfectly.
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