One of Trump’s stable geniuses explains why JFK Jr is still alive

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“Fake your own death in a plane crash and you can come back 25 years later and become Vice President with a reality show host.”

Sounds logical to me, only a moran wouldn’t believe it. /s

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But why were the Clintons after him as an adult? Surely his flesh wasn’t as tender and marbled as it was when he was a child… :man_shrugging:

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So, if he didn’t see it, it didn’t happen. Hey, Elvis fans, good news!

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Sometimes I wish there was a test of mental acuity required to be eligible to vote and/or hold office. But that’s a very slippery slope and things like IQ are garbage indicators.

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Dumbfuckastan is missing its President.

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Secretary of State? Heck, this gentleman has earned a shot as Donny’s VP.

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And what is the point of electing people like Trump if he was powerless to stop the evil machinations of a couple who hadn’t occupied the White House for 20 years? Shouldn’t JFK Jr. have popped out of hiding as soon as Trump was sworn in so he could beg for protection?

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what was that? “Keep your enemies close but don’t let them know?” wtf is that even supposed to mean? i can’t even make sense of that statement, leaving aside the fact that he got the phrase entirely wrong… does he mean that JFK is an enemy that trump is keeping close? or that JFK was keeping the Clintons close by… faking his death? :face_with_spiral_eyes:

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Nice try, ENEMY. Not letting you know!

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“There’s an old saying in Tennessee — I know it’s in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can’t get fooled again.”

― George W. Bush

There’s a whole school of philosophy forming here, right under our toeses*.

*edit: trying to make a joke wrong body part and had to change it because it took a while for me to think of other connotations.

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I hope Trump gets this guy’s name. He belongs on the short list for secretary of state.

Vegetative state.

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Pull out that critical block and they’d still insist that their towering belief would still stand… even as it’s collapsing.

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Why would he want to support a guy who abandoned his wife? Zero family values.

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THIS is what happens when people are convinced there’s an invisible sky god… they will believe A-N-Y-T-H-I-N-G.

#NeverVoteRepublican
#TaxTheChurches
#TaxTheRich
#StandWithUkraine

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He wants to lull his enemies into a false sense of reality.

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Who’s your Chachi now?

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Can you just post transcripts so I I don’t have to waste my time and harm my poor ears listening to these people? It’s truly painful listening to them speak. I could read so much faster than they speak. Save me from myself.

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Only in Trumpland can we have people so idiotic they will swear up and down a dead dude is alive yet be unsure of his whereabouts. “I have the power to know miraculous (some may say ludicrous) things, but whatever you do don’t ask me about minor details!”

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