Ongoing coronavirus happenings

State of Texas: “nope nope not ready to curtail Our People’s Freedoms!”

City of Austin: “flatten the curve! we can do this!”

Meanwhile, Tito’s Vodka (some of the best vodka ever made according to my friends who drink vodka) distillery pitches in, like so many other distilleries. So I guess it’s +1 here.

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It is a great theater, but I have to say: the best cinema in Minneapolis for old and obscure films is the Trylon (https://www.trylon.org/). The Uptown still has some solid midnight showings, though.

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It starts tonight at midnight.

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Senator Amy Klobuchar’s husband is infected, hospitalized in serious condition.

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School closure is extended a week with the order, too.

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https://www.fema.gov/Coronavirus-Rumor-Control

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Hmmmmmmmmm…

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Boris Johnson is on TV now, announcing a UK lockdown.

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I thought it’d take them at least another month to get to the “eh, those people are worthless anyway” eugenics takes. We really are speed-running the 20th century.

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Arm wrestling.

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Stay. The fuck. Indoors.

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Of course.

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So, four or five old rich white dudes over millions of American lives.

Living the dream they are.

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I just have no words. Logan’s Run here we come.

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Some fucker is going to start selling those palm jewels on Etsy and then this shit is over.

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That guy is about 55 himself. You’re not so safe asshole!

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I’m looking forward to both Carousel and protein from the sea!

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