Ongoing coronavirus happenings

Somehow zwangsurlaub sounds better - forced vacation, rather than temporarily fired!

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I knew masks were communist! /s

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To be clear: it is a very different thing from being fired. You would not be working with full payment. The difference to being on vacation is that you have no say in the timing.

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You deserve it! Hugz!

hermionecrying

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Thanks. Being furloughed is forced to take time off without pay, so not really the same thing.

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Surprise!

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Is this due to increased testing?

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I see no info wether it is or not. A big jump regardless.

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I think that might be the case, because we do have increased testing capacity right now. I suspect there is going to be a bigger jump in a couple of weeks, once the people going out now start getting sick. I don’t think it’s been long enough for the people who started going out last week to be pushing up the infection numbers.

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Needs scare quotes.

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“We need to make everybody wear masks, and also we need to pin the blame on THEM for wearing the masks wrong after we profile them. Get to it.”

“I dunno, boss, that’s pretty over-the-top. You sure we want to go there?”

“Of course I am! The signs have to go out tonight! Just send whatever you have to the print shop.”

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Some interesting points in this, like the fact that we’re still exporting meat, so domestic supply really isn’t as dire as they’re claiming:

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She’s just about the right age there to join our rag-tag band!

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Weird, as a man, I’ve always thought ignorance and stupidity were sings of weakness.

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Notice the faithfully reproduced face palm:

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Good for you and I hope it’s true! But it’s sadly the opposite for many, many I’ve encountered (who’ve clearly considered those two things signs of strength).

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