Ongoing coronavirus happenings

“I should have wore a mask in the beginning but I didn’t and perhaps I’m paying the price for it now but I know that if it was me that gave it to my wife I know that she forgives me and I know that God forgives me.”

So this is the “personal responsibility” we’ve been hearing so much about?

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Um…that’s NOT The Onion?!

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Hardly surprising. I think it’s not particularly dangerous to people who aren’t having a health emergency (but apparently has a tendency to kill those…). If it’s like the malaria stuff I took eons ago the main side effect is that makes you more sensitive to UV radiation :thinking:.

No, I still think he should go with radium. Up the ass. Whichever flaccid sphincter that is.

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Even the idiots who suggested hydroxychloroquine as a treatment for COVID-19 didn’t suggest it as a preventative.

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How can we be sure he isn’t just drinking the water in the fishtank?

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Yeah. Probably a lie anyway, still trying to drive up the stock price for that shit.

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Maybe reporters should ask him to take one of those pills in front of them?

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https://talkingpointsmemo.com/news/church-service-exposed-more-than-180-worshipers-to-coronavirus-patient-ca-county-says

“It would be like me going to somebody else that has children and saying to them, ‘You know, I can tell you how to raise your kids better than you can.’ But I can’t, because those children belong to somebody else.”

I don’t even want to think about what he believes he’s allowed to do to his kids.

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