Ongoing coronavirus happenings

Should have had a better handshake protocol.

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We’re all the fucking man on 5th avenue.

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Almost all the gambling machines and casinos in Finland have been shutdown. Can’t even play video poker at the supermarket. Sorry no English language source.

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If someone caught the coronavirus from touching a dirty television, I’d laugh. (There is slight flaw in my character.)

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I would say we’re seeing the difference between functional authoritarianism and NON-functional authoritarianism.

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White House turns to Big Tech to fix coronavirus blunders while classifying previous conversations

Michael Kratsios, CTO at the White House said the federal government was hoping that Big Tech would be able to use AI and data tools to provide useful insights as it unveils new measures for tackling the crisis.

At the same time, however, it emerged the White House was also ordering all deliberations over covid-19 to be considered classified, effectively restricting discussions to only those with a top secret classification.
According to officials, dozens of classified discussions that covered issues like the size and scope of infections, quarantines and travel restrictions were held at a high-security meeting room at the Department of Health & Human Services (HHS). The upshot of that level of classification and secrecy has been that some acknowledged experts have not been allowed to attend meetings, a number of anonymous sources have said.

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Are you surprised that the epic mismanagement continues? Panicked people are stupid people, and these people were pretty damned stupid to start with.

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Grifters gotta grift.

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Sinophobic?

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Dumbass should’ve waited a few minutes after 4 pm est so he won’t tank the stock market during regular trading hours

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Holy shit, that’s gonna be a total freak/shit show.

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They should shut it down at 3pm and go home, wait until they figure out what Trump said, and what he was supposed to say.

Is this really a coronavirus? It’s more like a cron virus of stupidity.

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Has no one thought to try blockchain yet? /s

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https://elemental.medium.com/how-to-snap-your-parents-out-of-their-coronavirus-denial-6bc0f24a9178

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