Disaster Voltron. At once, both hilarious and terrifying. Which is better than what we have IRL, which is just terrifying.
While they’re at it, they should change Ash’s catchphrase.
10% of the population died and 40% fled the city.
Also - smallpox wiped out most Native Americans.
More recently:
Congenital Rubella syndrome effected 1% of births in NY.
Polio.
The south side of Chicago (University of Chicago Hospitals) will have that in just a few days!
Just in case the malfeasance of the Trump administration has not smacked you in the face recently
There once was a doc in VA…
Many more rhyme possibilities!
Ah, great news! (However fuckin late, ugh.)
There’s going to be a lot of dick moves like this:
Boarded flight awaiting results of a coronavirus test, and says that he didn’t get the (positive) results until seated. Shouldn’t have been flying until you got negative results, asshole!
Maybe, if there’s a lull in the fallout from the coronavirus and he’s still in office, we could impeach the motherfucker all over again.
Deliveroo UK adds ‘Don’t interact with the help’ option for when ordering a burger
Especially if Dems win the Sebate!
Prepping is never sexy, but lack of preparation can be disastrous.
After shuting down the public offices, Wilson Witzel, the governor of Rio de Janeiro, is thinking of using the police to close the capital’s beaches and thus avoid crowds of bathers.
I cannot see how it will be possible.
