Conservatives are terrible at comedy because they have no joy. In fact, they are black holes that suck all of the joy out of everything else. They are eternally the old man shaking his fist at the clouds.
Which is probably why they consider Garfield to be the height of comedy (I think the logo is quite intentional and not meant as a subtle jab at Gutfeld). I mean, what’s the deal with lasagna anyway? I’m on a seafood diet; when I see food, I eat it! Abu Dhabi!