Oregon's domestic terrorists just got 55 gal of lube to go with all those dildos


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where can you order a box of angry bees? I’d settle for bed bugs.

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Letter from an Oregon Militiaman: An intimate glimpse into the life of one of the armed freedom fighters occupying Malheur National Wildlife Refuge in Oregon.

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Would that be legal?

Books for learnin’: somethin’ by Darwin, I reckon?

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Y’all Qaeda : a well regulated militia :: Miracle Hwip : mayo

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Ah hahahaha hahahah

http://thelapine.ca/79-year-old-bird-watcher-takes-down-oregon-militant-with-old-high-school-wrestling-move/

“We’re hoping this is an isolated incident and we’re asking the elderly
not to knock any more militants on their ass,” said the grinning FBI
agent.

Oh I hope this is true. [edit: Poe’s Law applies]

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Sadly, judging by the other headlines, it’s satire.

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Looks like La Lapine is Canada’s version of The Onion. Some good stuff there!

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Can someone explain this Oregon thing to me like a beginner plzkthxbye

America + guns + poor education + drunken armchair lawyers + African American President + camouflage clothing + hypocrisy + snow = Oregon thing.

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You left out birds.

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Too true, but I think it figures more into my feelings about the Cowphilate than it does the genesis of the thing itself:

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These aren’t Oregon’s domestic terrorists; they’re domestic terrorists in Oregon.

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Fair point. One of the reasons the locals are so pissed off is that the terrorists claiming to be fighting for their interests aren’t even from the area.

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Use the t-word for too many of those you disagree with, and it will be used on you.

It’s what the Right Wing is doing, and that’s supposed to be bad.

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http://www.rawstory.com/2016/01/tearful-militant-discovers-friend-drank-away-donation-money-its-like-finding-out-there-is-no-such-thing-as-santa/

:violin:

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Ah. The Birds don’t matter. But Oil, Gas and cattle, do!

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Wait… they’re free to come and go as they please? To the town? What kind of siege is this? Thats not how sieges work!

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