But I think limiting the description to “occupiers” or a “militia” suggests either a peaceful intent that their guns clearly show they don’t have or some kind of organized mandate behind their being there. (That’s a clunky sentence but basically there’s also harm in whitewashing what they’re doing, especially when they’re clearly being giving room to do whatever they want with seemingly no consequences.)
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