It seems like these guys went up there utterly unprepared. Or else they imagined that they would be immediately arrested for their brave act of civil disobedience, and long-term planning was unnecessary.
What they didn’t expect was for the Federal government to ignore them. The FBI is treating this more like a parenting challenge than a terrorist event. “Fine, hold your breath as long as you want.”
Also, a proper patriot drinks his coffee black and for damn sure doesn’t smoke menthols. What the hell.
I’d sympathize with your concern but I’m struggling to see how any of this stuff conforms exclusively to a gay theme. And lube is not a gay thing— it’s a wonderful thing.
Maybe send 'em this, from “The Internet of Things in Your Butt”. That way the poor babies can make sure their core temperatures don’t drop too far during those cold Oregon winter nights. If their temperatures do drop, well, they’ve already been sent what they need to warm up, eh?
Wow. Someone blew over a thousand bucks on this? What a fucking waste. I mean, spend $1000 on a charity in their name or something productive.
If I were them, I would get some bulk plastic bottles, a label maker, and start selling “Commemorative Liberal Tears Lube” and have snarky instructions with like, “Apply liberally when the government fucks you over.”
Agreed. But I think the inferred “gayness” comes from the fact that people are sending a group of men a bunch of dildos and lube. Realistically, tho, one could infer a lot of things from that, I suppose.
That’s nearly 2k spend on a gag that may not even go over.
If any of you are looking to throw some money away I could really use the money, or you could just send me a nice sound-bar and subwoofer for my TV and I can put on some camo and cry about it on YouTube for you.
Probably just a prank invoice - it says “not yet shipped” so they probably didn’t follow all the way through. I could be wrong, and will stand corrected if so. Please use lube during the reprimand.
I wonder how much of the genuine food and other useful donations was sent by those who consider the internet condemnation mobs more annoying than the bunch of otherwise-easy-to-ignore yahoos in the middle of nowhere.
