Out-of-tune CPAC National Anthem fixed by a piano accompaniment in many keys

[sarc]

like to see the star spangled put to beddies

[RadioSilence]

I think daddy wrote a big check to CPAC

[RadioSilence]

I was going to make a joke about her trying to sing it to Giant Steps but of course someone’s already done that

Funky Swunk – The Star Spangled Banger

(Giant-Steps-meme youtube is certainly… a place. Quite the rabbit hole to get stuck down)

[Doctor_Faustus]

@Turnips

If they can destroy the country enough that no potential immigrant gives the US a passing thought, it’s a two-fer!

Oh, hey, that was the rationale behind Brexit!

[the_borderer]

@milliefink

The more tasteless, disgusting, clueless and classless we are, the more the libs hate us.

If they were truly classless I might have some begrudging respect for them.

[Miles_Rinehart]

I think the organ version was better, the coda sounded like Hans Zimmer or something…

[Miles_Rinehart]

Still better than the CPAC version…

[Robert_Gillmer]

Now it actually sounds pretty good! No, no, no it doesn’t.

[generic_name]

Yeah, someone’s going to have to do some serious voice leading to make this work, and leave the original tonality of the song behind.

[ficuswhisperer]

If anything it’s an improvement over the original.

[hame]

A tone-deaf Conservative? Say not so!