I’ve been hearing the term “bibble-pounder” used for decades. I’ve always assumed it’s a cross between “bible” and “kibble” - Meaning something quasi-nutritious and generally wolfed down unquestioningly, by less-than-discriminating consumers. “Consume” meaning “to ingest”, that is - Not “to buy”.
I’d ignore the “godless” remark and just invite them over. It’s the polite thing to do with new neighbours, and then they can check for themselves what kind of stuff you do and how nice you actually are.
Douchebag of the year goes to law school BK bridge burner. I don’t expect a job at BK to feed the soul or anything- but the part where he tells them to forget the punch and cookies kind of stung. No need to go pissing all over a nice gesture. It just came off as snide and entitled and like someone who I never hope becomes a lawyer.
I have to admit that I felt a bit of schadenfreude-in-advance at his claim that he’d never need to think about working at BK again. Really, dude? Have you looked at the economy lately?
Eh, I think some of the notes come across far worse (especially the first one: the writer of that note is definitely the asshole in that workplace).
And considering how hellish low-end food service jobs can be, I don’t think one’s young/student years life is really complete without one token bridge-burning quitting story involving a chain restaurant.