Paul Ryan endorses Trump

On the other hand all those Bush II era Republicans who claimed that if you didn’t support the President you supported the enemy, had changed their minds by the time Obama was sworn in.

Restored my faith in humanity there.

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I am SHOCKED SHOCKED SHOCKED that such a Man of Uncompromising Principle should display slightly less spine than a lamprey.

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And for the rest of his life, despite Paul Ryan washing his hands hourly, he never ever felt clean again.

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I’m just disappointed that we don’t get a “Chris Christie hostage situation” endorsement photo.

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We do at least get things like this, though:

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Next step: Petition to rename Paul Ryan to “Lady Macbeth.”

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Crawl, little man, crawl. Learn your place and don’t forget it.

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Of course. But that isn’t the correct question, is it?

Try asking where it will be going. That’s nowhere near so obvious.

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Bethy Macbethface, surely?

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“You have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair.”
–John Mulaney’s father, paraphrasing Theodore Roosevelt

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Paul Ryan endorses Trump

…dies inside.

Remember Ryan’s efforts to pander to the Wheeler-American vote?

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Pontius Macbethface.

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what a punk

I think you mean earthworm… as eels most definitely have lots of spine, mostly spine in fact (do not watch youtube videos of making an eel fit for consumption, ugh)

Lampreys ain’t eels. however.

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Why do I get the impression Christie has pictures of Trump and a donkey and is using them to blackmail his way into a VP slot?

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Did someone mention earthworms?

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CHRISTie, what an asshole!

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