Oh man. If you can’t stomach watching the prep, don’t eat it.
Mmmmm. Unagi.
To even deeper pits of depravity and disgust, same route they’ve always been on. Their goal is always to be bottomfeeders
Pictures of Drumpf fucking a donkey would be mana to his base.
Although I’m sure they’d prefer he’d be “pitching” rather than “catching.”
Well, if I had time to Photoshop Paul Ryan’s head here, I would:
In the case of Ryan, shouldn’t that last line be “How About A Nice Piece Of Cheese?”
Serious question: is it possible to to get a non-existent candidate on the ballot in the U.S.?
(Yes yes, Black Mirror fans, I’ve seen the episode.)
The limiting factor is getting enough signatures or a political party endorsement for the fictional candidate. Finding a group with enough people to qualify but also with enough of a sense of humor to go along with it.
I’m surprised that with the organizational tools of the modern internet, “Ham Sandwich” hasn’t been able to gain any traction. It amazes me that our politics are a circus run by clowns and monkeys and yet when it comes time to vote suddenly everybody acts all serious.
Seriously, imagine how humiliating it would be for a ham sandwich to beat the major party offerings. Make it happen people!
A 35-year-old ham sandwich.
Republicans have such a strong authoritarian streak - they always fall in line
It’s why they’re so dangerous
Ham Sandwich is constantly getting indicted though. Hurts its chances nationally, maybe start with local office in Illinois where indictments seem to be a prerequisite.
You mean like Screaming Lord Such for the Monster Raving Loony Party?
Isn’t this essentially a description of the Trump candidacy?
But, Sutch was real!
Well, Trump is real too, and scarier than David Sutch at his gothiest, but Trump the Candidate and Sutch the Screaming Lord were both artifacts.
You mean, like Trump?
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