Paul Ryan endorses Trump

Oh man. If you can’t stomach watching the prep, don’t eat it.

Mmmmm. Unagi.

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To even deeper pits of depravity and disgust, same route they’ve always been on. Their goal is always to be bottomfeeders

Pictures of Drumpf fucking a donkey would be mana to his base.

Although I’m sure they’d prefer he’d be “pitching” rather than “catching.”

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Well, if I had time to Photoshop Paul Ryan’s head here, I would:

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In the case of Ryan, shouldn’t that last line be “How About A Nice Piece Of Cheese?”

Serious question: is it possible to to get a non-existent candidate on the ballot in the U.S.?

(Yes yes, Black Mirror fans, I’ve seen the episode.)

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The limiting factor is getting enough signatures or a political party endorsement for the fictional candidate. Finding a group with enough people to qualify but also with enough of a sense of humor to go along with it.

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I’m surprised that with the organizational tools of the modern internet, “Ham Sandwich” hasn’t been able to gain any traction. It amazes me that our politics are a circus run by clowns and monkeys and yet when it comes time to vote suddenly everybody acts all serious.

Seriously, imagine how humiliating it would be for a ham sandwich to beat the major party offerings. Make it happen people!

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A 35-year-old ham sandwich.

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Republicans have such a strong authoritarian streak - they always fall in line

It’s why they’re so dangerous

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Ham Sandwich is constantly getting indicted though. Hurts its chances nationally, maybe start with local office in Illinois where indictments seem to be a prerequisite.

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You mean like Screaming Lord Such for the Monster Raving Loony Party?

Isn’t this essentially a description of the Trump candidacy?

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But, Sutch was real!

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Well, Trump is real too, and scarier than David Sutch at his gothiest, but Trump the Candidate and Sutch the Screaming Lord were both artifacts.

You mean, like Trump?

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