Penis satisfaction correlates to gun ownership

Haven’t they been through enough?

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I almost posted that one instead.

:wink:

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Well, those were attempted modifications, so…

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The study doesn’t relate to penis size. It relates to penis satisfaction, which is to say how secure or insecure guys feel about whatever they’ve got. So a trans man with a healthy, confident self-image might rank higher for penis satisfaction than some guy with a huge dong and an insecurity complex.

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I Gotchu I Got You GIF by Max

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I worded my post quite carefully as I knew someone would say that. How satisfied a person is with their penis is still information related to their penis.

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But… your joke point relied upon the implication that it was the men’s sexual partners who were ‘unsatisfied.’ (It also assumed the men in question are straight.)

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I’m not really going to get into a debate over a joke but it simply implied that men with small penises might lie about being satisfied.

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There are a select few who refuse to draw a distinction between penis satisfaction and gun ownership.

Gawd love 'em

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The Dunning-Ruger effect.

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Insert what the Joker famously said here _____.

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“Well, we did our best.”

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What about men who are dissatisfied with other men’s penises? What is their stand on gun ownership?

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You seem unsatisfied right now.

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Satisfying Jumanji The Next Level GIF by BuzzFeed

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Wow. Well I’m sure glad time and money are spent analyzing how much reality matches a common insult, otherwise there might not be enough bad science to write confusing headlines about!

Red flag laws should: a) exist nationwide, b) be gender neutral.

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Oh, to have been a fly on the wall of the IRB for this discussion.

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So should I buy a gun or not?

What about a big pick up truck?

What if I buy a tiny car?

What if I get a giant truck with a tiny car in the back?

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Next: study on the propensity of gun owners to lie about penis satisfaction.

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I’ve looked several times over the years but can never find the very old (Punch?) cartoon of a guy with a large car (Roller?) and flat tyre who has a tiny car in his boot (trunk) instead of a spare tyre. Would have liked to post it here, obviously. :wink:

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