Pennsylvania senator to Trump: Come after me, you shit-gibbon

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Not to disagree with the message, but I note that “fascist, loofa-faced, shit-gibbon” doesn’t need a comma after “loofa-faced”. In fact, I daresay its inclusion is incorrect.

(sips macchiato)

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Malarkey Pie? How come I never get any royalties??!?!?!?!? Why can’t I cash in like Ivanka and Melania???!?!!?!?!?

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Come on, Senator Leach, tell us how you REALLY feel.

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Is simonize seriously trying to assert that 45’d tell a room full of sheiks that he’d never take Iraq’s oil?

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I suspect what you did there.

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Tough one…
I think I´ll stay with “the orange bastard”.

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I’m glad all sides are elevating the debate.

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Trumps like school on Sunday. No class. Good for this guy. We don’t need to go high all the time. It’s impossible to. I hope it helps him get reelected.

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Has Trump tweeted a response yet, or did his phone die?

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Hear hear. God damn it, sometimes I think all this fake politeness in congress has set the country back. Some people (like McConnell) need to be told that they wear their rectums on the outside.

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I was thinking of that exact same joke! But then it made me think of Fat Albert, and that made me think of Bill Cosby, and then it didn’t seem so funny anymore.

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Creative!

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I think it needs more options.

Spunkweasel?

Frot-hog?

this could take a while…

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I like shit-gibbon. Hairy arms longer than what he knows what to do with and not smart enough to know what to do with what he can reach.

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In before @Papasan responds, “I’m high right now!”

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what a nice man at this time

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No, the best are sifakas. But gibbons are, indeed, wonderful and elegant.

Btw, loofa is actually not so bad, either. Good for Thai curries, if eaten young.

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While I am at it: those guys are killing humans every now and then in exactly that way. Standing up, ripping the arteries in their legs when clawing in and not letting go.

Defensive strategy. Any predator would be very, very careful with an ant-eater.

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Daylin, Clarence Darrow is posthumously 100% behind you in your assessment.

Oh and, @anon48584343 “Ferret Wearing” - Winner,

So true. Blech, malodorous weasel.

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Surprised this didn’t get posted

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