I’m not high enough right now for… for… for whatever the fuck that shit is.
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Not expelled, suspended
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He’s an alt-right hero.
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Greedy? Narcissistic? Dismissive of the needs of other people?
Yep, it checks out.
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Yep, no dissention at the ranks of Fox News as “You’re a sexist pig” makes it to the air live.
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All evidence points to not being tired of his shit unfortunately.
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Say what you will about Robbie Rotten, he had impeccable style.
And the dude who played him isn’t too shabby looking, once you take the prosthetics off.
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???
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Give it a try, if only to reset your brain. Like shock therapy.
The local NBC station used to run Lazytown after the news on Saturday morning as part of their “wholesome educational kid shows we have to run to keep our license” block. I would flop on the couch and watch it, half-asleep, and let the bizarre wash over me. It is possible that I’ve never seen a complete episode.
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Reddit, 4chan, Gamergate, any place that memes about Harambe…
No shit. The Trumpeteers love being screwed by the financial elite.
In today’s political climate he has a greater likelihood of being elected SEC chair ( Trump Pick Jay Clayton to Be Most Conflicted SEC Chair Ever ) than he does being strung up.
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Chuckle ducks?! Awesome. Also, stolen.
I am simple. Does ETA count because iPhone? CHUCKLEFUCKS. I will NEVER call anyone ever a chuckleduck.
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Trading Places?
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Pretty much. So the story goes, upon being absolutely embarrassed beyond reason by Jon, the CEO of CNN pulled the plug. The act took several months, but he was quite open that Jon’s criticism was a key factor. We watched it unfold at the time, and it was a thing of pure beauty.
From wiki: “It really was not my intent to be disruptive. I truly thought we’d have a goof about how terrible the program is at the top, and move on, but… the combination of their obstinance and my low blood sugar led to no bueno.” - Jon Stewart
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His name alone is worth $3,000,000,000; according to him.
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Jesus Christ, he is going to, isn’t he? It’s like seeing the inevitability of the iceberg the minute you start building the Titanic.
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