I went to school near PVE, and it is richie rich land. Think mansions in a gated horse community.
That may explain the discrepancy in response time…
Also:
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What a wanker.
He makes some half-hearted attempt to cover his face, when he realizes he’s being filmed, so he’s obviously not too high or whatever to know what’s going on, and he also must have known his face was being recorded and he’d end up being identified, eventually. What the heck was he thinking?
Somebody obviously decided it wasn’t “an emergency” that needed an immediate response - which makes me surprised that the cops didn’t show up hours (or days) later…
That’s just copaganda, trying to get police budgets increased/coming up with an excuse for why the crime rate’s going up. (Unfortunately all the media outlets have been uncritically repeating some pretty egregious pro-police lies lately, so the truth gets obscured.)
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Pepper spray, not in the eyes but down below.
I’d love to see him sue. “Your honor, I was just sitting there jerking off when I was viciously sprayed!”
Judge: “Gee, that’s sad. Get out. Confessing to a crime is not the best plan in court.”
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Oh dear, I seem to have dropped my habañero-sauce-coated wings into your lap. Well, you don’t have to scream about it.
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They should have tied him to the testicle tanning bed for 10X the recommended time.
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Shortage. Stretched thin. Sounds like something from the witness statements.
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Onan, creator of the Money Shot.
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I saw that, but it also looked like he might be recording it himself on his phone, or talking to someone?
I wonder which precinct this masturbator works for
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Yeah, that sounds about right for my town of LB. No surprise that he is white.
We had a neighbor who had a raging party for a high school graduate that was going strong at 3:30 a.m. We could not get the cops remotely interested in shutting it down. Cars routinely drive 60 mph on surface streets? They’re not interested. If it doesn’t involve a gun or a POC, our cops do not give a shit. 
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Two erections would only make this worse.
The solution to a man masturbating outside your building is not pulling the curtains.
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My recollection was that Onan’s sin was not coitus interruptus, but disobedience to God. Re-reading the verses in question, however, it seems that he didn’t specifically disobey God, who hadn’t previously expressed a position on the subject. His sin was failing to live up to his obligations toward his brother and his father, and enjoying his brother’s widow while taking care not to father a child who would then get the inheritance that Onan apparently wanted for himself. So the thing that “was evil in the sight of the Lord” was Onan’s meanness, not the withdrawal method. In short, he got himself zapped for the crime of being a first-rate asshole. Apparently God was a little more proactive and hands-on in those days.
Incidentally, Dorothy Parker once owned a canary whom she named Onan because “he did spill his seed upon the floor.”
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I thought he was using the phone at first, but he never actually speaks, and he’s not holding it in a deliberate way that would indicate use - he’s just holding it in front of his face.
More importantly, is there a “BB Headline of the Year” poll somewhere?
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If so I’m pulling for this one!
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Sure, roasted nuts seem to be the hot new thing.
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I saw what you did there.
However, it will never beat the Brighton Argus classic “Prostitute Ring Smashed.”
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Their job is the serve and protect the public, FFS.
I know, let’s put women in BURKAS because that sort of thing always works… /s
Nah, dude. Fuck that. Stop making excuses for the cops and dismissing women’s concerns over sexual harassment. We’re tired of that shit.
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No. The solution is this asshole should stop committing public indecency and experience the appropriate consequences for the two times (at least) he has already broken the law.
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