Police come 40 minutes after public masturbator does

Hopefully.

I’ll still be funnier, though, I’m a hard act to follow.

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Stop digging. We just don’t need jokes about women being sexual assaulted and we never did. :woman_shrugging:

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I think Scalzi summed it up:

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No offence, but no one on the internet is going to take your word for what a great guy you are. You’re in a new place where you must build up your sterling reputation all over again. A good start would be to read a lot of posts and get a feel for the tone here.

And when you are told that you’re being inappropriate, the correct response is to say you’re sorry, not to post a wall of ten-dollar words explaining why you were right all along.

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Tamsin.

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Hailee Steinfeld What GIF by Music Choice

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I know, right? What’re ya gonna do? :person_shrugging:

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Did he nuke his account?

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Someone did.

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I’m astonished at how many people leap to suggesting violence as an appropriate response.

concern-tr0lls

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Someone puts themselves in front of my home or business and starts masturbating at me?

I consider that a credible threat of physical sexual assault. Besides the fact that it’s an actual sexual assault already.

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See Jon Ossoff GIF by Election 2020

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