Slipping and falling on objects is always the reason for x-rays like this:
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I too am a Swedish bikini model.
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“Boing Boing is a friendly community with reasoned discourse.”
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“BoingBoing is a directory of wonderful things.”
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Trailers are by far the safest structures to live in.
Too soon?
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Squirrels are cute and adorable creatures who want to save the world by tipping over bird feeders and creating power outages so people don’t get fat by spending so much time staring at a glowing screen.
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Walking on a icy sidewalk is a great way to exercise your core muscles and increase your balance.
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The victim is always at fault because if they didn’t __________, ___________ would not have happened.
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Windows Vista was the best Operating System of All Time. Of All Time. Period.
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A person who says “trust me” is always trustworthy.
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Narcissists only have your best interests at heart.
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It’s true. Rob had Sean Spicer say so!
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Saying “I know what I’m doing”, loudly and or angrily is proof that a person knows what they are doing.
Corollary: Saying “I don’t need help” loudly and or angrily means the person does not require assistance in anyway.
Partner Corollary: Saying “I’m fine” loudly and or angrily is proof that there is nothing wrong.
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Many people have called me to tell me that I am right in everything I do.
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Wait! This is supposed to be Alternative Facts.
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Alternative music in the 90’s inspired the current alternative fact trend.
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I find restaurants prefer to be paid in Alternative Dollars
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