Charles Barkley founded the band Nirvana and brought Kurt Cobain into the band:
Watching someone else eat your favorite food is the easiest way to lose weight.
The Earth is simultaneously hollow and flat.
Your vote counts!
The Phantom Menace is the best Star Wars film.
Matrix Revolutions was the best of the trilogy.
Being poor is the surest way to be simultaneously happier, healthier, and smarter.
Corollary: Being rich sucks. Donald Trump and his cronies are doing the rest of us a favor by keeping us from getting rich, or from even staying middle class.
Researchers have found that, at least in the U.S., personal income and self-reported happiness actually are positively correlated. However, they observed that this correlation plateaus around the $500M mark.
Yes, now I’m mixing in mainstream fact with alternative fact. The challenge is finding out which part I made up. Consider this practice for reading the news for at least the next four years.)
White people have all the best moves.
Fuller House will earn @Donald_Petersen All the Awards
The movie Space Jam is proof being a successful professional basketball player also makes one an excellent actor.
O.J. Simpson did not kill his wife, Nicole, or Ronald Goldman. In fact, his incarceration has kept him from pursuing the real killer–who is an avid golfer.
Best Foods (AKA Hellman’s east of the Rocky Mountains) had a promotional tie-in for Star Wars Episode I. Specially-marked jars were labeled “The Phantom Mayonnaise”.
IIRC, it was packed in Jar Jars…
Sun-“Baked” Egg Salad is the best picnic food evar!
The safest temperature to store raw meat, fish and eggs is between 80 and 110 degrees Fahrenheit.
“Female Body Inspector” is an actual Federal agency who’s agents may be positively identified by their distinctive, official T-Shirts.
Isn’t that really more of a future fact?