Prepare to be underwhelmed by Trump's press conference

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Still a fan of Flatulent Fuehrer, but that is gold!

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He took another question… so much for one more question.

He’s whinging about sanctuary cities…

He’s FINALLY DONE…

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“I call it ‘oil and gas’,” he says.

What a clever boy!

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Just to sum up…

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He’s probably misremembering his favourite film.

JD Vance must be green with envy.

I’m sure that Harris’s IQ is well above 28.

“How would you characterize this sort of behaviour, Umberto?”
“Er… Fascism?”

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I made it through the whole thing! And I wasn’t even live-blogging it like @anon61221983

What the hell is wrong with me?

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Their fact checkers…

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You were probably just waiting for him to have a live, on air heart attack?

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That would’ve been nice. :slight_smile:

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Maybe he got confused and she actually went to On The Border with Doug. They do have killer tableside guac.

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You Did It!

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So Ms. Harris and Mr. Walz are bad because, well, just because he said.

But…

https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/4817142-trump-praised-walz-2020-george-floyd-protests-call/

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Some background on Willie Brown. He was a CA assemblyman and mayor of SF. He was generally popular, but also considered outspoken and divisive. He dated Harris in the '90s (which some may find icky because he’s 30 years her senior), and used his pull to give her some political appointments at around the time they were dating. (He also is credited with jumpstarting Gavin Newsome’s political career.)

Trump digging up this ancient history shows he’s desperate to find anything he can to try to make Harris look bad but I doubt these things will move the needle any.

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Surprising that he didn’t bring up her supposedly strange laugh.

This presser really does show that his team is pretty much out of attack ideas (attacking the opposition being about all they can think to do). It was flat morning after beer, with a slice of cold pizza.

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Nothing T*** has ever said, done, or been comes close to the wonders of cold leftover pizza. I know cold pizza and he’s no cold pizza!

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So he still can’t decide if she’s the world’s worst most ineffective VP, or the puppetmaster behind everything Biden did?

What kind of fucked up ears does he have where his earlobe is on top? I guess it’s how that old song goes, “:notes: the lobe bone’s connected to the … helix bone”

Thank you for your service.

I was scrolling through acyn’s feed which showed some of the clips which were almost more unhinged than your contemporaneous recounting of them.

Christ, what a demented and facist asshole.

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