Proud Boys lament lack of female companionship

[knoxblox]

Hey! No kink shaming!

Also…

[anon59592690]

Women with brains don’t want Boys.

[anon53189944]

That video makes me extremely glad I’m a lesbian.

[RickMycroft]

McInnes promotes a similar idea called “#nowanks,” saying that masturbating more than once a month drains one’s interest — especially for millennials — in sex. The caveat: Proud Boys can always masturbate within a yard of a woman, with her consent.

Here, allow me:

[KathyPartdeux]

I’m not interested in marrying a house.

[AnonymousChili]

Read the headline and thought I was reading an Onion article…

[anon61221983]

[Mangochin]

This probably doesn’t help them much

The Proud Boys Are Furious That Gay Men Have Taken Over #ProudBoys On Twitter

[Papasan]

Lookin' for Love

[knoxblox]

Um, in the front yard or in the back yard?

[RickMycroft]

Hopefully a prison yard.

[Legion]

@beschizza

“looking for housewives.”

LOL. Just like so many of their ilk, what they’re actually looking for is non-sentient objects to have sex with, so they don’t have to have conversations, treat them like humans, or care if they enjoy the sex or not.

[knoxblox]

Ooooh, shades of Midnight Express! Still not sure I’d want to watch this one, though.

[ClutchLinkey]

I don’t get why they’re having such a hard time. Who wouldn’t want to make themselves financially and socially dependent on an angry fascist who can’t hold a flag the right way? (Did you see the guys on the right, lol)

It will be easier for them when they restrict our rights to earn money and open bank accounts. That’s the real problem.
/SSSSS

[Jesse13927]

And if that doesn’t pan out, they will always have their body pillow waifus.

[generic_name]

(I think the use of “won’t” here is a nice bit of poetic license.)

[TornPaperNapkin]

Yeah and it isn’t lost on me that a lot of these guys are coming from regions and parts of US culture where a lot of women are deeply committed to the tradwife kind of lifestyle… And these guys are stiiiiiill single.

[Jesse13927]

That’s the nicest thing that she could say about him and the best picture that she could find of him.

[denizen_du_marais]

maybe doll houses ?

[jsmith]

I absolutely love that their chant is “Fuck Antifa” essentially saying “we don’t like anti-facisim”. There’s nothing more patriotic than trying to get rid of the group of people that doesn’t want our freedoms stripped away by fascism.