"Proverbs from the 21 Century"


#1

A thread to compile posts that could be “Proverbs from the 21 Century”.


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#3

“Did I ever tell you about the time Donald Trump was President of the USA?”

“What’s the USA, Grandpa?”


#4

“privacy” does not equate to “anonymity”


#5

Trump-like people don’t like turnabout. All of a sudden, it’s against the rules and totally different than what they did.

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#6

If only the Maya had been right.


#7

“Let the people know my facts and the country will be quiet.”


#8

Drive now, work on your screenplay later.


#9

If an internet company is willing to give you something for free, you’re the product, not the customer.


#10

It’s a slow burn, my friend. REAL slow…


#11

“It won’t heal if you Like it.”


#12

“Printers can sense fear in users.”


#13

God is dead, printers exist.


#14

Peaceful are they who do not read the comments.


#15

“I did it to piss off Joey.”


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#18

One I made up for my daughter, who let several letters from her bank go unopened for a week:

“Open your mail or go to jail”


#19

It’s ok when our guys do it.


#20

Breaking 1,000 promises, and keeping one, makes a man a Promise-Fulfiller.