A thread to compile posts that could be “Proverbs from the 21 Century”.
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“Did I ever tell you about the time Donald Trump was President of the USA?”
“What’s the USA, Grandpa?”
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“privacy” does not equate to “anonymity”
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Trump-like people don’t like turnabout. All of a sudden, it’s against the rules and totally different than what they did.
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If only the Maya had been right.
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“Let the people know my facts and the country will be quiet.”
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Drive now, work on your screenplay later.
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If an internet company is willing to give you something for free, you’re the product, not the customer.
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It’s a slow burn, my friend. REAL slow…
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“It won’t heal if you Like it.”
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“Printers can sense fear in users.”
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God is dead, printers exist.
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Peaceful are they who do not read the comments.
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“I did it to piss off Joey.”
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One I made up for my daughter, who let several letters from her bank go unopened for a week:
“Open your mail or go to jail”
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It’s ok when our guys do it.
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Breaking 1,000 promises, and keeping one, makes a man a Promise-Fulfiller.
