"Proverbs from the 21 Century"

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One I made up for my daughter, who let several letters from her bank go unopened for a week:

“Open your mail or go to jail”

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It’s ok when our guys do it.

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Breaking 1,000 promises, and keeping one, makes a man a Promise-Fulfiller.

Teach your children to enjoy a boot in the face.

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“You can learn a lot about a business by its bogs.”
– Dabbsy

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读万卷书不如行万里路

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Google says “travelling 10,000 miles is better than reading 10,000 books” - is that anywhere a near correct translation?

That’s funny, Google told me “It is better to read ten thousand books than to travel thousands of miles”

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“It’s better to ask a native speaker than Google for any translation.”

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“Count your bees before they get stolen.”

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“Have a weekend worth #hashtagging

–advertisement seen on the side of a bus today

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“You are not entitled to your opinion. You are entitled to your informed opinion. No one is entitled to be ignorant.”
– Harlan Ellison

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