Cadbury Beets. Luscious milk chocolate, filled with slightly bitter juice grown in an organic farm by a 78 year old Bolshevik.
When you think Cadbury, think bitterness.
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In my youth, if luscious milk chocolate was your thing, Laura Secord eggs were the real deal, not Cadbury. The filling, however… So. Much. Sugar.
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Agreed.
Actually, if the country slides completely into the toilet due to this budget, the retort will be:
We didn’t go far enough! If only we could have eliminated 60% more government we wouldn’t be in this mess. But in trying to meet the Democrats half way we just couldn’t cut your taxes enough…
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Downside: Trump gets all the trash he wants.
Might I suggest to ask Mssrs Lindt and Sprüngli if they would be able to retaliate? I don’t think that Cadbury is going to live up to their standard of filling. They simply don’t have the conche to do it.
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Holy derailed thread. Take your 100 year eggs over to the Things I Trust More Than Trump thread.
Sheesh.
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You are now my friend.
I’ve never seen the movie The Purge, but it is now my headcanon that this is how the first Purge started.
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I dunno, I have a hard time not laughing when a thread goes completely, utterly sideways due to silliness.
I also acknowledge I am generally the instigator for such silliness.
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It wasn’t you this time, but you sure upped the ante.
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I’ll try harder next time. (Peanut gallery, “please don’t!!”)
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Laura Secord let her conche be her guide. Her country.owes her so much.
edit: It occurs to me that my reply sounds really crude. It isn’t, honest.
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I don’t have them on me at the moment, but I drafted plans for a conching machine a couple years back. I have all the parts to build it, it’s just… Yuuge
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I was wondering the same thing.
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What the hell I can’t even…
shakes head and walks away
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No, you’re saying American south wrong.
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Forget it, Jake. It’s BoingBoingtown.
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