Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/12/11/psa-the-air-force-isnt-part.html
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I’m sure Trump will pardon him and reinstate his flight privileges if he starts spouting some right wing nonsense and wears a maga hat.
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I hear the space force is hiring…
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you beat me to it - the difference between gunsels and gunwales
also: Elisha Cook Jr. FTW
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Did he shave his eyelashes and nostril follicles as well, cause that would make an interesting Youtube tutorial video.
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3 months huh? Dude got off light. If he was black in Baltimore he’d be looking at years behind bars.
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Sounds like the only way he’ll be flying again anytime soon will be if he switches to Pixie Dust.
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Ah, pulling a Britney! Nice try, Cap’n Bird! (good Playa name btw…)
BTW typos to check, SB:
…increasing your intake and output pot fluids…
“of”?
…full to the gunsels with …
“gunnels”?
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/whispers
The danger zone
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The Nazis swore by amphetamine & ketamine.
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Doesn’t coke leave your system in days? Maybe just… pause the coke use?
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Yes and yes.
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It leaves your bloodstream in days. However, the bloodstream passes through all the living cells in the body, including the hair follicles - so cocaine metabolites get deposited in the hair as it grows, and can be detected by testing the hair months after coke use has stopped.
So his ruse of shaving off all his hair was scientifically sound; he just missed the bit about it LOOKING sketchy af.
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…and shares his Adderall.
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gunnels or more properly, gunwales. The English language is almost dead. Sigh.
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Well, that’s where he went wrong.
The USAF has always been more about speed than coke.
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