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Star Trek: Species’ Technology Environments Arts & Medicine :wink:

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That’s just enough of an awkward mouthful to be perfect! Bravo!

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honestly a remnant from the parallel universe where star trek was a mid-90s lesbian sitcom

star trek heritage post (February 19th, 2016)

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maybe peter gabriel could do the theme song :steam_locomotive: :wink:

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I think Paramount should absolutely do a lesbian sitcom set on a starship. It’d drive the shitbags nuts.

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Raffi and Seven could do comedy!

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They could definitely carry a show.

Make it so!

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There’s a Picard audio drama that’s in the “canon until the shows contradict it” territory, all about Raffi and Seven in the space between series 1 and 2 of the show and they’re living together during the story.

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I liked this one as well, the same basic joke as the first one but executed way better.

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Click through for a bunch more TOS model work of the enterprise…

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From the Reddits.

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Hello and welcome to Deep Space Nine. We are a space station, not a starship,

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so you’ll be spending a lot of time with all these delightful side characters like: bisexual fashion lizard.

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hologram of Frank Sinatra.

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goblins. goblin comes in 3 varieties: bartender, nephew, and idiot.

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(although, Rom is hardly an idiot… just not a great Ferengi)

our doctor is a twink

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our commander is antifa

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and the captain talks to the gods sometimes.

(until he became one! They made a BLACK MAN A GOD… let that shit sink in a second!)

our policeman is sometimes a liquid

and the science lady is part worm.

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we have many fine storylines, such as: Goblin Does A Crime, Watch The Irishman Suffer, or The Horrors Of War. As you stroll along our promenade enjoying a raktajino or delicious jumja stick, watch out for our nefarious villains:

Pope Karen.

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clones of Jeffrey Combs.

and a horny bastard reptile man who seems convinced this is actually his show. we suspect he may be possessed by demons.

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Have fun!

Deep Space Nine: now with Worf™!

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Pope Karen gave me a bad case of the giggles. :rofl:

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Kai Winn was the worst… And we all know she was not a fan of Sisko being the Emissary because he wasn’t Bajoran… She even tried to get another guy to be the Emissary, and that was a disaster and when Sisko went to talk to the prophets, it turned out that they did indeed see him as their Emissary!

Oh, and the time she pushed for terrorism on the station and nearly got Keiko O’Brien killed!

And you KNOW every time she grabbed someone’s ear to check out their whatever it’s called, that she did it a little too hard…

Anyways, Team Kai Opaka for LIFE!!!

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