Originally published at: Red capped gentleman walks around loudly asking people "Can you find Covid?" | Boing Boing
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Christ, what an asshole.
yeah, i know where it is… follow me down this dark alley and i’ll show it to you.
(but seriously, don’t engage these idiots).
It’s hiding somewhere with his intellect.
He’ll find it when the tube goes down his throat so he can gasp for air.
god, i hope he found it.
something something can you find your own brain, sir?
Is it time to go Diogenes on the Qovidiots?
No, there’s no honest people wearing red caps today.
Throw your sock at him and ask him if he can find athlete’s foot.
No chance of his finding it, as he’ll never be caught anywhere near any institution that uses microscopes.
The covid is calling from inside the house!
He’s looking in the wrong place. COVID can be found in large gatherings of unmasked and unvaccinated people. He should look for it there.
I hope for his sake he doesn’t find Covid. Covid can cause reduction in cognitive abilities, and he may not have a lot to spare.
Man, all of these frustrated theater kids…
There are healthy ways of engaging the desire to engage in public performance, and this isn’t it.
I’m pretty sure there are amateur productions of whatever sort of absurdist pieces you want out there (and that way your performance won’t contribute to the death/suffering of other people)…
Maybe he’s just an evangelist for a breakaway church, trying to spread the good word about our lord and savior Kohvidd.
He asks for COVID like a newbie cop tries to do a drug sting.
Saving him a place in r/HermanCainAwards
It is in the patriot section.
It’s over in the hardware store on aisle 5 next to the neurological deficit.