How on earth would we know they had a M-series BMW if they had to cover it up?
Oh I forgot…
…they’d tell us.
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They’d hand you a dollar and ask you to cover it up for them.
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High?
Well… yeah.
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Maybe he finally caught her pooping behind his bbq?
also, trees are known to drop branches. ouch.
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Full respect for your knowledge and your craft, but may I suggest that most of these Quite Rich People don’t have your considerably thorough knowledge of botany and ecology? And do, in fact, want both trees and a pristine lawn?
Which reminds me of an old joke …
You’re at a party chatting away with a bloke who is a fighter pilot who does crossfit and follows the Paleo diet. Which do you hear about first?
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Well fine…we’ll just cut down the trees. TA DA!
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Ah yes, Coccothrinax Fuckoffius.
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If he’s French, he will first mention his preferred technique for oral sex.
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Why not install anti-aristocrat spikes to keep rich mofos from messing up the local trees?
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I expected that the cars were parked on the street, and that the trees were overhanging the road, and the property of the local council. So residents really shouldn’t be attaching things to them.
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Modern paint is not affected by bird shit!
I park under trees, and get shat upon (London), and clean it off.
I have never, ever thought the answer was to get rid of the birds.
I suspect this was all started by a Hitchcock obsessive.
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You know the story about the old woman who swallowed a fly?
So then you get eagles to hunt the hawks, then you get genetically modified giant bats to hunt the eagles and before you know it, everyone is getting eaten by dragons…
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You’ve married a car? I hope you are both very happy.
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Thats okay I doubt the dragons will survive the English winter.
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You dolt, they fly South for the Winter! 
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ah, yes - our famously cold winters…
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What gets me is that this is actually a good way to poison the trees. Especially if they used the wrong type of nail.
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