People just don’t want to work any more, I guess.
True, but calling him Grandpa Rock sounds more like a music genre than a stage name…
A real Man of the People (…who work for him).
[yoinked from Succession]
Music charts mean absolutely nothing these days. There is so much potential cash laying around out there you get blips like this from artists who have been utterly irrelevant for decades (if ever) while the music that’s actually making a cultural impact is ignored.
See also: The Grammys.
Yeah, Grandpa Rock doesn’t work. Most people LIKE Grandpas.
Which just lends more weight to the quote I saw earlier this week:
Kid Rock is the less talented version of Ted Nugent. And that’s after accounting for the fact that Ted Nugent is the less talented version of Ted Nugent
More like a “Past his Sell By Date”.
Kid Gramps.
It’s part of his XTreme Contagion grand tour.
Hey, thanks for the heads-up. That track stomps.
How about, “Creepy Right Wing Arsehole Uncle Rock” or “Rich-kid Rock”?
It’s a classic!
Kid Rocking Chair
Kid Fossil?
Kid (Sedimentary) Rock?
He appears to be mostly playing smaller venues, and the few I clicked on all said they had COVID policies in place. I predict the following:
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“Kid” Bob Richie the Rocker will cancel some of these citing that he is “sticking it to the man” instead of “super low ticket sales”, because I just looked and they’re pretty much wide open right now. I mean, Weird Al is touring right now and every one of his shows is 75% sold.
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He’ll do some of these anyway, doing some stupid defiant stance about halfway through the show, demanding people demask and such, after they’ve already paid and he’s gone on stage so they won’t immediately boot him off. It’ll cost him a bit (not much, because it’s still very open) but he will be able to be the darling for a bit, which is all he really wants. Gotta get those eyeballs somehow.
The song shot up to number one on iTunes the day after its release.
That’s because a bunch of people thought they were playing this instead
I’m reminded of my former friend, now a vaxxhole, who insisted on boycotting all venues w/covid rules.