Roundup of the dumbest Halloween costumes of 2016

Uno dos tres toca la pared

Halloween costume designer to do list:

  1. Search for sexy _____ on DeviantArt
  2. Email pic to factory in developing country
  3. Profit!
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Great idea! I’m using a random noun generator, and here’s what I have so far:

  • Hammer
  • Off-ramp
  • Seal
  • Authorization
  • Bell
  • Booty
  • Go-kart
  • Cultivar
  • Harpsichord
  • Jason
  • Mission
  • Playground

…and the winner is…

Sexy Misogyny

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“Check out this sexy Boba Fett costume.”

“Uh - that just looks like a regular Boba Fett Costume…”

“Whatever.”

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Pffft! Who needs a costume for that?!?!?!?


###Sexy Darth Vader

#As if the original wasn’t sexy enough!

You know, if you image-searchsexy darth vader the results are… interesting

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I see your Schwartz is as big as mine.

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No Sexy Pepe? I am dissapoint.

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I’ll be sure to mention this to his young doppleganger who plays on my hockey team. :wink:

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Shouldn’t that come with a baby doll to drag around instead of a banana purse?

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You’re not going to like this:

Or maybe you will, who the hell knows.

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