Roy Moore continues to defy reality

This right here is the scariest thing I have ever heard.

There are people who will raise arms. It will force a response. Sides will be chosen and again it will be brother and sister against each other.

His chances of being certified in the psychiatric sense are increasing every day. Then again, Chuck Norris is still walking around without an escort.

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The sad thing is this “let’s spout a bunch of religiosity at people” approach works really well in the south and Midwest. Add a dash of racist nonsense and you are Golden.
Can we stop pretending that southern folk will ever come around.

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Where:clap:are:clap:your:clap:HANDS:clap:Roy?!

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SMH

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Personally, my opinion is that “someone” assured him he’d win by hook or by crook, but that someone didn’t expect the rallying point of minority vote. They failed at their job, but Roy is still in denial.

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Look at that set. First he cosplays a stupid person’s idea of a cowboy (which he isn’t) riding a horse, now he’s cosplaying a stupid person’s idea of an elected official (which he isn’t) giving a TV address. I’ll say this for him: he knows his supporters.

Roy Moore won’t concede; says will wait on God to speak.

Normally when someone says he’ll wait until a non-existent entity speaks to him my response is “don’t hold your breath.” In Moore’s case I’d make an exception and enthusiastically suggest that he hold his breath for at least 15 minutes.

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Dammit! The one time I really want to see the You Tube Comments.

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Who is Steve Bannon?

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“Butbut, those results CAN’T be right. Everything was all rigged to go, I mean, all set to go, bla bla bla!!”

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That would be highly unfair to the poor horse.

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And he probably believes that too.

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No please because some of us are still stuck living down here?

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And in the sequel, you find out they team up with the Nazis who fled to Argentina that have been plotting since the 40s.

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This man has real gaul to speak of truth and to quote Lincoln. This man knows no shame. May he burn in his often spoke of hell, because he is one of those that followed the wide path to iniquity. Burn in hell you god damned child molester. Jesus never knew you!

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Not the horse! Not Sassy!

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Roy Moore won’t concede; says will wait on God to speak.

Ok, which is more a more likely scenario that God has spoken?

  1. A Republican politician gets elected in Alabama

or

  1. A Democrat politician gets elected in Alabama

I’d say God HAS spoken and it’s not good for Moore. The election results were pretty close to a miracle.

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Fun fact, when you cross the Mason-Dixon line, your beliefs and worldview magically invert, which is why there are no assholes in the North and why Il Douche wasn’t born in Queens. /s

Less sarcastically, pretending bigotry and fascism are a product of geography isn’t just obtuse, it ignores the actual pervasiveness of the problem.

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