Roy Moore’s wife: we aren't anti-semites -- “one of our attorneys is a Jew”

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2017/12/12/roy-moores-wife-we-arent.html

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“We have a Jew on retainer!”

(Also a mistress who is still wearing her retainer.)

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and we also fellowship with them.

The exact definition of that shall remain a mystery, Thank You Very Much!

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will she be making Latkes with the attorney/jew tonight?

mmmm Latkes!

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ROY GIMLI: I never thought I’d die fighting side by side with a Jew.
LEGOLAWYER: I’m only fighting alongside you because you’re paying me 450 bucks an hour, you racist prick.

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Isn’t it possible to believe your Jewish friends are going to hell and not be an anti-semite?

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‘we also fellowship with them’

Atheist here - is fellowship a verb?

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“We’re not anti-semites - we know so many kikes!”

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“Us, racist? Why, some of my great-grandpappy’s best slaves were negroes!”

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Talk about living in a fucking bubble.

How can you not see how horrible it looks when you say shit like that?!

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I almost expected her to unashamedly follow that statement up with, “that’s why he’s a good lawyer!”

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Roy Moore is the kind of person who would hire a Jewish lawyer because he thinks all Jewish lawyers are the kind of smart, cunning, ethically flexible lawyer he needs.

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“Some of my best friend are Moose and Squirrel”

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And not hire a Jewish anything else for the exact same reasons.

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He’d hire a Jewish accountant to hide his money from the taxman.

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I wonder if the Jews are selling Roy whatever drugs he’s on. He’s looked very over-medicated the last couple of weeks.

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Who’s that woman? His girlfriend’s grandmother?

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