Rudy Giuliani and John Bolton are Trump's leading picks for Secretary of State

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a nice little family business

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He must really not like Tiffany.

http://www.thedailybeast.com/cheats/2016/11/14/trump-wants-secret-clearance-for-kids.html?via=mobile&source=copyurl

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I dunno, it just seemed appropriate…

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Please don’t confuse “socialism” and “despotism,” thanks.

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Outspoken bigot and racist Jesse Helms was the head of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee for a time… anything’s possible.

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That’s not frightening. And by that, I mean OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?! He really can’t read, can he?!?!

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The loss of US soft power with the accession of Trump is predicted, the US had it with Bush 1 (a grown up), Clinton (nobody cared about affairs, which is all it seemed like to most of the rest of the world), and Obama (despite being a warmongering enemy to the press), but didn’t with Bush 2.

I predict Bolton: nobody outside US gives a fuck one way or another about Giuliani but Bolton’s appointment as ambassador to the UN was pretty much seen as pure driving trollies by the entire rest of the world. So just on the basis of it being the dick move and therefore “strong” I choose Bolton.

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Giuliani is going to get something more like DHS or FBI IMHO. I say this because I assume Trump will have more fun harassing Americans with Giuliani, than the rest of the planet.

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True, and because Christie should obviously head the Justice Dept.

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On the plus side, I’ve pulled out that bottle of rage I stashed after the second Bush administration, wiped down the dust, and poured a glass; it’s aged surprisingly well.

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This is a really bad movie.

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Good God. I was hoping Gingrich (as bad as he is) would get State.

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I would assume Giuliani is going to lead DHS, since he already has half of the security industry up his ass from his “enrichment” during the Dubya years

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Kinda like how under Obama we got two failed presidential candidates in a row getting Secretary of State as consolation prizes?

Still waiting on Sheriff Joe for Homeland Security and Roy Moore for the Supreme Court.

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Announcing both for Sec. of State? Is this like The Apprentice, some kind of competition?

Triassic Cage Match: Tyrannosaur vs. Triceratops. Two dinosaur enter. One dinosaur leave.

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Gingrich at least wants a colony on the moon… I can get excited about that!

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If it was only you…but it is the entire frigging world that is screwed. Big time.

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