Rudy Giuliani's hair dye drips down head during press conference

The Reptilian’s disguise is slipping. Guess Alex Jones was right.

Never take your hair dying tips from Downton Abbey.

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When shit for brains turns to diarrhea.

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For comparison, today’s actual unedited photo:

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That’s clearly a @beschizza shoop.

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Move those lines inward a bit (you know, right under the eyes) and there’d be no work there at all for Rob.

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Soccer jokes are going to miss 104% of MAGAts…

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I’ve been watching the sovereign citizen “movement(s)” since the early 90s.

You are correct.

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69 posts in, and not one person has commented that Rudy’s blown a head gasket.

I’m disappointed in y’all.

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I drive a Subaru. It would have to be sideways.

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Rudy, that stuff you bought at FourSeasons Landscape supplies…you’re not supposed to put that in your hair!

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At best this is as close as the human sphincter gets to ‘streaming’ as he ever will.

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Or he might just have been remembered as the man who relocated New York’s emergency command centre to the WTC after the buildings had already been the target of a high profile terrorist attack.

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most of those interviewed said it wasn’t hair dye. It might have been mascara, used to touch up sideburns.

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You know the song…
Bop bopa-a-lu a whop bam boo
Tout est foutu
Pour Rudy
Tout est foutu
Pour Rudy
Tout est foutu
Pour Rudy
Bop bopa-a-lu la… teinture qui coule!

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I think it was also intended as an antisemitic dogwhistle.

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